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Companies looking for prime advertising space need to look no further than this man's face!  For a cool $80,000 per month this man will walk around with your company's logo, slogan and/or website tattooed across the side of his face.

I wonder if he'd have a problem getting "Cottoncock, the official tampon of Deadpit Radio" tattooed on his head?  I wish I had that kind of disposable income to find out.

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In the late 90's, Pokemon took the world by storm with its vast array of trading cards, movies, action figures, plush dolls and video games...and it really comes as no surprise that there would be ultra rare and ubber expensive Pokemon collectibles out there, but this is just ridiculous!
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behold, the rarest Pokemon card in existence!  The Pikachu Illustrator Trophy Card from 1997 which you can now purchase at the low low price of only $32,500.00!  According to the seller only 6 of these were ever produced and they were given away to winners of a Japanese drawing contest.  The card itself features the lovable Pikachu holding a pen with Japanese text that reads "I can't believe your retarded ass just spent over 32 grand on a trading card!"

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Hilarious enough, this is not the most expensive Pokemon trading card on ebay right now...that honor belongs to the infamous "Butt Scratcher" card! LMAO
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Only 1 in existence, this Butt Scratcher trainer card reads "Flip a coin, if heads, scratch your opponent's butt."  Don't mind the excessive use of scotch tape holding this thing together...this baby is rare and can be yours at a "Buy It Now" price of $32,500.01, beating out the Pikachu Illustrator Trophy Card by only 1 cent.  Sadly purchasing this poorly constructed bootleg card is no more a waste of money then someone purchasing the above mentioned Pikachu card in my opinion.  Either way you're destined to be a friendless loser for the rest of your life.

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And finally the last auction for today, Adam Sandler's 2005 hit 'The Longest Yard' DVD is available on ebay with a "Buy it Now" price of $99,999.99.  If you think that's a lot of money then you obviously didn't read the product description:
Great movie great price. You also get a 1985 k5 blazer 4x4 lifted on 35 inch tires with removable top and a v8 engine runs great!!  No reserve good luck happy bidding!!
What the hell?

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02/16/2013 5:52pm

What the fuck this is super funny

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